I have heard of people who have only one child left in the family. The bathroom is always clean, the remote is right where you left it, the sink doesn't overflow with dishes, the laundry is only done once a week instead of daily... I even heard that you grow to LIKE it! Personally, I thought it was only in fairy tales and after raising five children forever, I can't imagine having order instead of chaos in this house. You mean, the toilet paper is full, I won't find toothpaste trails on the counter, hair gel on the mirror, empty containers in the fridge, half full glasses of juice hanging around? Really, is it possible?

Let's cut to the chase---WHO is there to blame if there aren't any children around?